The Greatest Things Ever

Corndogs bring me pleasure. Corndogs bring me peace. Corndogs are delicious. Have you ever had a corndog? They’re the greatests thing ever. Crusty on the outside, juicy and meaty on the inside. I love corndogs. I LOVE THEM. I LOVE CORNDOGS! What kind of jerk wants to take away things you love? Huh. Like kids. Yeah, like kids. whoops sorry, no, it’s your kid, don’t worry, you can tell them you got the shot, don’t you want to your impress friends, who cares if you don’t have a kid anymore. I said I was pissed. The bastard’s taking my corndogs, it’s game time baby I’m from idaho. We play up in here big time. BIG TIME. Oh, you like corndogs, try this tofu thing I made it myself. Hey bill, try my right hook, I punched it myself. Yeah that’s right. Oh no sorry, because I was dork in high school who sat in his garage all day, I’m going to tell you what to do. Like what else do people like that have been taken away by bill gates that butthole. Like playgrounds. Oh sorry. Not really. But hey don’t sweat it, heh, cuz your heart doesn’t work anymore. stick it bill gates. stick it.