The Trouble

So get this. there’s some dorky nerdy old baggy jerk who wants to take away my corndogs. You know what I say to that? Hey Bill Gates! Stick it. That’s right. Stick it. I’m from Nampa baby, NAMPA NIGHTS! You’re not taking my corndogs. No way. Seven eleven on friday night when the mustard’s pumping and the ketchup’s dumping and the grill is grilling and i’m like OH…OH….corndog for me I thinks so. Just because you’re a loser doesn’t mean I need to be one too.

What’s wrong Bill Gates. Jealous?

A PISSED OFF STUFFED ANIMAL

Yeah that’s right bill gates. I’m coming for you. Me. Spoot. Stick it. STICK IT. Im from Idaho. IDAHO baby. You think you’re gonna come in here and tell me what to do? I don’t think so. Oh what’s wrong, in all your little war plan scenarios heh he hehe, you didn’t plan on having to deal with a pissed off stuffed animal who loves corndogs? Huh? Well welcome to the party pal, none of us thought we’d start 2020 with some dweeb telling us when we could go outside for a pee! freedom baby, know what it smells like? CORNDOGS. yeah stick it!

The Greatest Things Ever

Corndogs bring me pleasure. Corndogs bring me peace. Corndogs are delicious. Have you ever had a corndog? They’re the greatests thing ever. Crusty on the outside, juicy and meaty on the inside. I love corndogs. I LOVE THEM. I LOVE CORNDOGS! What kind of jerk wants to take away things you love? Huh. Like kids. Yeah, like kids. whoops sorry, no, it’s your kid, don’t worry, you can tell them you got the shot, don’t you want to your impress friends, who cares if you don’t have a kid anymore. I said I was pissed. The bastard’s taking my corndogs, it’s game time baby I’m from idaho. We play up in here big time. BIG TIME. Oh, you like corndogs, try this tofu thing I made it myself. Hey bill, try my right hook, I punched it myself. Yeah that’s right. Oh no sorry, because I was dork in high school who sat in his garage all day, I’m going to tell you what to do. Like what else do people like that have been taken away by bill gates that butthole. Like playgrounds. Oh sorry. Not really. But hey don’t sweat it, heh, cuz your heart doesn’t work anymore. stick it bill gates. stick it.

The First Thing I’m Doing

June 23, 2022July 1, 2022

So the first thing I’m doing other than telling bill gates to stick it, and other than doing a stand up routine as spooty the spoot spooting around with the general from eo land, EO!, the first thing, and other than making this website and selling shirts and starting my own corndog company so corndogs are there, forever, and nampa nights are there, forever, that’s right, long after bill gates the butthole, the first thing i’m doing is making a show, a play, that’s right, where people come together and PLAY, and my play is called RUN IT’S COVID, and it’s about a bunch of bill gates loving morons, and guess what we’re gonna do, all of us, we’re gonna laugh our asses off at all of them. It’s gonna be great. A corndog, thrown up on the stage! YES!

subscribe, ladies and gentlemen, and don’t you fret, oh know, don’t you worry, that’s right, the ass kicking is just about to begin. Bill gates came out of his garage with his skinny little arms swinging, but i’m from idaho. ID AHO. they can’t stop us. Idaho. Idaho. I DA HO.

Join Me in Nampa Tonight

You want to save corndogs? Huh? Do you? Do you like seven eleven? I do. It’s fricking awesome. FRICKING AWESOME. Screw this crap. Some dork with glasses says this is what you have to do? you know what we did to hall monitors in high school in idaho, yeah, that’s right, stick it bill gates, who tries to make a bunch of money so they can be hall monitor of the world? What a dork. No thanks. So, subscribe here, ladies and gentlemen, and pass the word along, and buy a t-shirt, and tell bill gates to stick it. Because I’m spooty, and i’m pissed, and I mean it. Let’s do this. Coming for you bill gates. That’s right. I said it. I’m from idaho.